Mitt Romney

The Secret of Romney of glove

In which can be the incident more strange of the 2008 primary seasons, the investigators for the country of McCain of John discovered that Romney of Glove is an ingenious mixture of robotics of not at all and of artificial founded intelligence it of on the 80' s television character Max Height popular.

"We did to approve them to run the possible friends for McCain of Senator when one of our personnel noticed that Romney of Glove had a mysterious resemblance to Max Height," said Rick Davis, the campaign director of McCain. "We traced its origins of the transmission of television of Height, to the Division of Animatronics of Disney, on by the researchers of HAVE at the Institute of Massachusetts of Technology. We were shocked. It appears surprisingly very resembling.

"I always knew that there was strange something of this guy". commented on the Representative Ron Paul. "Not astonishing that it could not connect with the public. We to allow seeing that has the last laugh on this the one".

The discovery released a hot debate among the scientists and religionists on if the Romneybot should be considered a gifted one of sensations is.

"It walks and speaks and replies to exterior stimulii," declared Richard Dawkins. the evolutionist biologist and the burning atheistic one. "It does all the humans of things better than more. The Rommeybot is the next step in the human evolution. There is no doubt that his' the jokes are not funny, and it seems a not very stiff, but a lot of humans have these same traits. I do not know if his' the CPU is able national program himself. If the this is, this is a gifted one of sensations is".

"The white people are crazy," replied Reverend Jeremiah Wright, first Minister to be launched under the political bus in 2008. "That thing ain' t did not obtain from soul. I knew it the first time I never saw it".

"I am happy just this not to be Jewish," said Reverend John Hagee, second Minister to be launched under the political bus in 2008. "That is all I must says".

The vice President Dick Cheney was unavailable for the commentary.

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